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Old 02-11-2008, 05:25 PM
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Default 12 Days Of Duty



(a.k.a 12 Days of Christmas. C’mon guys, you have to sing with me..hehehe!)

On the 1st day of duty, my CI gave to me
A NON-CREDIT sa RLE duty

On the 2nd day of duty my CI gave to me
2 failing scores
At NON-CREDIT sa RLE duty

On the 3rd day of duty, my CI gave to me
3 make-up quizzes
2 failing scores
At NON-CREDIT sa RLE duty

On the 4th day of duty, my CI gave to me
4 hours extension
3 make-up quizzes
2 failing scores
At NON-CREDIT sa RLE duty

On the 5th day of duty, my CI gave to me
INCIDENT REPORT!!!
4 hours extension
3 make-up quizzes
2 failing scores
At NON-CREDIT sa RLE duty

On the 6th day of duty, my CI said to me
“Wrong MEDs Given!”
INCIDENT REPORT!!!
4 hours extension
3 make-up quizzes
2 failing scores
At NON-CREDIT sa RLE duty

On the 7th day of duty, my CI gave to me
7 meds at 7
“Wrong MEDs Given”
INCIDENT REPORT!!!
4 hours extension
3 make-up quizzes
2 failing scores
At NON-CREDIT sa RLE duty

On the 8th day of duty, my CI gave to me
8 “admitting” patients
7 meds at 7
“Wrong MEDs Given”
INCIDENT REPORT!!!
4 hours extension
3 make-up quizzes
2 failing scores
At NON-CREDIT sa RLE duty

On the 9th day of duty, my CI gave to me
9 bags of IV
8 “admitting” patients
7 meds at 7
“Wrong MEDs Given”
INCIDENT REPORT!!!
4 hours extension
3 make-up quizzes
2 failing scores
At NON-CREDIT sa RLE duty

On the 10th day of duty, my CI gave to me
10 Nursing Kardex
9 bags of IV
8 “admitting” patients
7 meds at 7
“Wrong MEDs Given”
INCIDENT REPORT!!!
4 hours extension
3 make-up quizzes
2 failing scores
At NON-CREDIT sa RLE duty

On the 11th day of duty, my CI gave to me
11 Nursing Care Plans
10 Nursing Kardex
9 bags of IV
8 “admitting” patients
7 meds at 7
“Wrong MEDs Given”
INCIDENT REPORT!!!
4 hours extension
3 make-up quizzes
2 failing scores
At NON-CREDIT sa RLE duty

On the 12th day of duty, my CI gave to me…
12 brand new orders
11 Nursing Care Plans
10 Nursing Kardex
9 bags of IV
8 “admitting” patients
7 meds at 7
“Wrong MEDs Given”
INCIDENT REPORT!!!
4 hours extension
3 make-up quizzes
2 failing scores
At NON-CREDIT sa RLE duty !!!

(Applause.. Clap! Clap! Clap!)
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Old 02-13-2008, 02:35 PM
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This is gud Evs.i will surely sing this Nurses version of 12 days or Christmas.
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Old 02-14-2008, 12:54 AM
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Default Re: 12 Days Of Duty

wow ok to ha...cool para sa mga student nurses.... nyahhahhah

actually kinanta ko sya pero wla ako sa tono... i dont know kung.... do i need to comment or have a version myself... hehheh
well in fact i tried and just started to compose one.... pero hirap lagyan ng tune... well ikaw lang tlga ang dbest... isa kang alamat!! lolz kidding....nice thread anyway... hehehe

<<gus2 ko sna na ako 1st mag comment e....hehehehe kaya lang may nauna BADTRIP!!! JOKE!

<<peace COOL!!!!
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Old 02-14-2008, 01:22 PM
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hahahaha!! tnx ecy! well, dont worry na di ikaw na-una..ikaw naman avid fan ko..ahihi!! kaw kasi may comment sa almost all na pinost ko d2 sa forum...

tnx ecy! kip posted sa mga new threads ko!
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Old 02-15-2008, 12:57 PM
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Iba talaga basta pinoy... mahilig mag imbento...hahaha
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Old 02-27-2008, 12:24 PM
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of course brian!! iba talaga bsta pinoy...sikat!
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