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Old 04-02-2008, 12:57 PM
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aCHAKA moments NURSEREVIEW.ORG EDITION
“The Invation of the Chakadora”

Gandez na sunny-side-up sa itech na masugid na tiga-subayers ng chaka moments! Iteng na! iteng na ang echozang mga binabalitang news!!!\

CHAKA HIGHLIGHTS – BACOLOD E.B.
HEADLINERS:

[1] SIR MYK NAG-APIRZ NA!!! One day isang araw, hwebes, ang hari’y lumabas sa kanyang lungga kasama ang reyna ng buhay nya. At iteng, iteng! Iteng ang tunay na balita! Xa ay nagpasabog ng grasya sa manokan country sa San Juan Street at nagpa-inuman pa!!!

This is a cause for celebration sapagkat ang hari’y nagpakita na!!!...

This is anpeyr!!! Dapat lahat nililibre!!! Waaaaaaa……

[2] MGA ADIK ADIKAN SA MANUKAN: eto po ang listahan ng mga adik na nakipagmanukan kay sir myk at madam X – kwingtots, aprilets, damoshkie d’ don romantiko, shecmosamos, ledzogas, at vintoterski d’ giant…

Note: paki-notify ang chakadora sa mga taong hindi kasali sa manukan na nailagay jan at sa mga taong kasali na hindi nasama sa atendans jan…wakokoko

[3] GIRLS DOWN, BIRDS UP!!! The next day, sa sumunod na araw, wakokoko… ang mga babaeng adik sa manok ay natumba na at ang mga taong may ibon ay naglipana sa adikan sa bacolod at ginawang TEXT MAP si amoytotskie…

[4] TXT TOURGUIDE TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL!!! Amorgatory, the txt map, wakokoko… si amoy ay ipinasyal ang tatlong bugoi – ledzogas, vintoterski, at damoshkie sa bacolod sa pamamagitan ng txt at sila ay nagpunta sa: Mayfair plaza, Mama Maria’s Pizza Haus located in Corner Burgos Lacson Street Bacolod City, Philippines at sa marami pang ibang lugar…wakokoko… nakaya kaya nila 30-inch pizza?

[5] DON ROMANTIKO IN ACTION!!! Damoshkie, isang batikang chikboi, ay huling huling nakabingwit ng puso ng isang CHINITA!!! Ahahays… ang ebidensya!!! Isang video na ia-upload pa lang…wakokoko…

[6] NUMERO Y SAIS-SAIS-SAIS, MALAS DE MAIS... pagkatapos makalamon ng pagkalaking pizza ang mga bugoi ay nagsiuwian na sila nang kanilang madaanan ang isang bahay numero y sais-sais-sais as in numero el Diablo!!! Nakita sila ng bantay ni hudas – isang aso, at sila’y tahimik lang na naglakad nang biglang kilabutan ang Ledzogas at biglang tumakbo kung kaya’t hinabol sila ng aso…nang… nang…nang…sa katatakbo ay nadapa!!!! Nadapa!!!! Nadapa ang dambuhalang higanteng si vintoterskie!!! At ang dalawang bugoi…na tinuringang mga kaibigan nya ay hindi xa tinulungang bumangon!!! Amfufu kayong ledzogas at damoshkie!!!

Kung kaya’t sa sama ng loob kunyari ay bumigat din ang kanyang mga hakbang at siya’y….siya’y…. siya’y…. NADAPA ULIT!!!!waaaaaaa….peace tau!!! Nirequest lang tong chaka na iteng…wakokokoko

[7] BILLIARDS BETS, ISANG PARUSA!!! Samantalang naglalabing-labing ang ledzogas at kwingers ay nagpustahan sila nina damoshkie at vintoterskie sa billiards kung saan ang talo ay gagapang sa ilalim ng billiards table…at ang laging talo ay sina…tan-tan-tudunnn…. VINTOTERSKIE AT DAMOSHKIE!! At ang sugatang si vintoterskie, kasama ang don romantiko ay ginapang nga ang ilalim ng billiards table…

Awww….ang hapdi…. Awww… ang sakit…

[8] PASTILLAS DE LECHE!!! One day, isang araw, si shecmosa ay namili ng pastillas nang ang mundo ng dalawang magkaribal na business ay magunaw nang ang sumama sa kaniya ay ang mga bugoi kung saan sila ay bumili ng pagkain sa BONGBONG at kumain sila sa MERCY’S PASALUBONG na xang mortal na karibal ng inagbilhan nila ng pagkain…mga walang hiya!!! Leche na iteng! Leche na iteng!!!


BLIND SHOOTING ITEMS

[1] sinech iteng nasa bacolod pala at ang kinuhang number na itetext na nasa bacolod ay si don romantiko… wakokoko…at nang nasa EB na ay kaharap si don romantiko habang si original ni don romantiko ay nasa tabi lamang niya…awww…at ang babaeng iteng ay katerno pa ang don romantiko ng damit…PULA!!!PULA!!!

CLUE: inverted babinski test ang simula ng kanyang pangalan…wakokoko

[2] sinech iteng lalash ni shecmosa na binilhan ng pastillas…wakokoko…obvious ba? Sino pa ba edi si…amfufu…ala mablind item…ahahaha

CLUE: masara at malinamnam ang isa sa kanyang mga pseudonyms

[3]sinech iteng dalawang bugoi na nagtrip sa mga hayskul students sa bacolod?

CLUE: chikboi ang isa, ang isa ay giant…para silang david and goliath…wakokoko

JUDINGPEDIA

JUDING WORD: Gandez na sunny-side-up!
ETYMOLOGY: Gandang Umaga. Ganda + ez = gandez; Umaga = when the sun shines up and the best almusal is sunny-side-up
DEFINITION: Good morning!
SYNONYMS: Gandez Umagers, Beauteous Am…

CHAKA NURSING CONTRIBUTIONS
From MedScape Nursing Featured Articles
Date: 03/19/08

DNR Does Not Mean No Care

Abstract
End-of-life care is a complicated topic, especially in a neurological intensive care unit. Death is a daily part of nursing care and should be treated with respect and a definite plan of care. Unfortunately, there are still hospitals that do not have protocols to deal with this outcome. The administration of opioids and appropriate sedation can be the difference between a calm serene death or one that is fraught with dyspnea, struggling, and unhappy families. Every hospital should have palliative care and hospice planning. This case study is about a dying patient that did not receive palliative care appropriately; however, through determination and personal knowledge of death and dying, a neurosurgical nurse was able to change the way a hospital dealt with do-not-resuscitate patients. Do not resuscitate does not mean no care; it means a different kind of care that can best be achieved through end-of-life protocols and education.
To view the whole article : click here http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/...4&uac=106745BG
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:44 PM
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hahaha enjoy reading your stuff shec. keep it up girl!
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